Pickaxe Jaxson

the rajun cajun, randy jackson...one of my minions.

sitting in the local bar...well, not so local after an interview--and yes, of course you need to drink copious amounts of beer after such things. the discussion turned, as it sometimes does, to whipping ass. now i have been to the school of "hai-fucking-ya," and graduated with a degree in dropping the hammer...or, in the case of my elbow and forearm, the "axe." i've busted plenty of shit up with my elbows and forehead, but some folks are just not built for shiver-hits...like randy. he wants the axe, what he has is the pickaxe. visualize the difference.

so we had been doing shots of tuaca and decided to mix it up a bit...by dumping the shots into redbull. oddly enough, it was freaking delicious and went down far to easily. i'm sure there is a name for this drink already, but none of us knew what it was, so we named it ourselves. by royal decree, let the "pickaxe jaxson" forevermore be a tasty adult beverage to placate the masses!