Cats

i love my cats. really. they are great. they are pawing at me even as i write this and you know what...i think that's fine. god may hate kittens, but you know, i really don't care what he thinks on that front! not to mention, i have a sharp axe for anyone who wants to discuss the matter in derogatory terminology! that's right, this big baddass will go to blows for his fuzzy little fur-monkeys! take that to the bank and smoke it. ?