I'm Giving Her All I Got, Captain

i haven't forgotten nor am i fucking it off. laughing girl, i'm sorry. i am about 600 words into the depiction of your idea and trudging through...but that is what i am doing, trudging. so far as the rest of you crazies, i will get there. as it sits, i am they gym master. remember: it is cool to go to the gym at midnight like ivar. you can do what you want for how ever long you want. there is no waiting for weights, benches or machines. there are not the obnoxious "pretty people" wearing $500 worth of gear and are more concerned with the mirrors than the workout. i'll tell you, if i'm not a sweaty mess after ten minutes and then for the next hour at least, i am wasting my time.

but for the rest of you, i have been on a sushi making kick...yes, i make bomb sushi...and you all need to go to this magic site right here and laugh your ass off. this has nothing to do with my buying and eating a sandwich from an asian grocery outlet (uwagimaya) that was labeled "robsters pollan."

yep...it was a lobster salad sandwich. i love it!