Don't Get The Wrong Idea...

so here is a simple equation for you: if you have girls in your bar(=)the guys will follow. here is another factoid: girls always flirt with the bartender! all of these things equal fun. girls like to flirt--boys like to chase girls and buy them drinks in the process--bars like people buying drinks. here is a subtlety: guys buy more drinks for everybody when there are girls to impress, girls buy or get drinks no matter what. here is the problem with bars that insist on only hiring female bartenders...there is no one for the girls to flirt with in hopes of getting treated really well (i.e. free drinks or good drinks, special treatment). female bartenders are not, i repeat NOT so much of an attraction for trollers and players. the hard reality of guys hitting on bartenders is simply a matter of ratios. also, there have been very few (count em on a hand) female bartenders that actually can stomach or understand the concept of spoiling these obnoxious little princesses in order to bring the boys, the business, the money to their doorstep. thank goodness for this. i would most likely be out of a job if the female bartenders ever REALLY figure this all out.
as a post note, all you male bartenders out there that think you are the shit because every girl that comes into the bar seems to think you are irresistible...wake the fuck up! i am the only male bartender who is the shizzle, and don't any of you ever forget it!

Q: what where davey crocket's last words at the alamo?

A: "hey, what the hell are all of these landscapers doing here?"