Ahhhh, Slow Bar

if you wake up in the morning with a tattoo of flaming dice on your neck, you might be a greaser.

if the cuff on your jeans is taller than your actual boots, you might be a greaser.

if the booth you and your friends were sitting in looks like the back of the couch post-soul-glow family in "coming to america," you might be a greaser.

if you think the song "viva las vegas" was originally done by the dead kenedys, you might be a greaser.

ahhh...slow bar.