Again With The Myspace Whoredom
is it time for my bi-annual post? it must be. this is the magic month of jam-uary! this is the month that the forkbeard takes the month off from drinking and debauch and cleans out the cobwebs. this should be a good month, as i redouble my efforts to sell my house and start on a few new business ventures. myself and dr schaadt are well on our way to taking over the world, one band at a time with our studio ventures. it is fun to listen to stuff you have done for people and compare it with stuff on the radio...and realize that you are doing better things! good gear and better ears...no substitutions! the bobin is the happy little monster and i want a puppy! really i do! i love dawgs a lot and cant wait to sell the house i am in now and get a place with a little more room...so there will be room for kittens and puppies...and before you think the forkbeard is getting a little ghey for his silk pjs, they are kittens of doom and it will be a hell-puppy! that's right, so you can take a flying leap at a wall if you think i am getting soft...my little brother gave me a tomahawk for the holidays and you may just catch the wrong end!!!
posted by Ivar at 12:16 AM
5Comments:
I'm having erotic dreams about your tomahawk nightly. Carry on.
Hey, I'm mean as hell and I have three kitties and a puppy. I smooch them daily. Repeatedly. Until they are soggy. So go on wit yo bad self. Get a pet!!
hooooold on. I'M taking over the world as a cuddlehussy.
Sowing the seeds of dread and despair, a few seeds at a time, eh?
When at last, the work day's done,
don't sit down, it's time to shred another one.
What? Too done in to handle a late bit heavy sport? Have no fear, the
surly li'l Pico-shredder's here.
Just sit back, pop open a cold one,
and revel as pint-sized feral kittens make short work of various
home furnishings, many times their
size and weight. That's the spirit!
Have a successful and enjoyable NY,
your Forkhood!
Hi. I'm here. Where are you?
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