PDX Magazine

now i sit in my local coffee shop, drinking chai and wondering if i have the magical ability to pull off anything i put my mind to. i have gone to the place that is called "magazine." it is a cool little rag that is an about-town affair. i am doing a little bit of everything for them, but primarily sales. i will also be writing a "how to behave in a bar" article every month, which will tell you how not to be a dill-rod in and around bars. ever wonder how to get a drink at a busy bar? ever wonder how some of your friends get stronger or free drinks? ever wonder how some people seem to be immediate regulars even if it's their fist time in a given joint? all this and more at your fingertips! dr. forkbeard knows the secrets and will be more than happy to share...for a price. actually, fuck that! so long as i help to rid the bar scene of the diseases known as rookieitis and ignorant-asshole (wait, that's not a disease;), then justice has been served, the cat has been fed and the garbage has been put out! additional upside: you can download the mag as a pfd...the whole thing!

i'm not back yet, but i am coming!